The Pena National Palace in Sintra is part of a collective UNESCO world heritage site, which includes the National Palace (which I posted about last week) and indeed all of Sintra, which is sort of a beautiful vacation area for the Portuguese nobility who built many 19th century Romantic era buildings in the area.
The Pena Palace sits upon a hill above the village of Sintra, where a convent, Our Lady of Pena once stood, hence the current Pena Palace's name. Our guide during our trip kept referring the building as the "Penis-Palace." He told us, "You know, it's where the families that didn't want their daughters to get married put them; hence it is called the Penis Palace." It took us quite a long time to figure out that he meant "Penance Palace." I believe that Pena in Portuguese, like in Spanish sort of means shame or penance. In any case, we were not disappointed by the showcasing of this guy's little man-gina:
The above guy is depiction of King Ferdinand II, who suffered from a low genetic diversity common in European aristocracy.
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As you walk up the hill to the palace (or pay 3 euros to take a very packed bus up to it), you see an eclectic group of Romantic era stylings.
Since the palace was built 19th century, the principal use of the building was not defensive, but for pleasure.
The palace was initially a nunnery, but it was destroyed by lightning, the great 1755 earthquake that destroyed much of Lisbon, and the general wrath of god, who has shown himself to be a dick many times over.
In any case, it was the wet dream of King-Consort Ferdinand II to turn the convent into a pleasure palace for many years, so his wife acquired the property and surrounding lands to keep her husband busy while she ruled during her day job.
King Ferdinand II of Portugal sired (with help of Queen Maria 2.0) the next two Kings of Portugal, Pedro who died shortly after of typhoid fever and Luis who would reign until his natural death.
The Palace has is a whimsical collection of many different styles and colors.
While beautiful far away, I thought the palace looks a tad run-down close up.
It addition it seemed more in keeping with the stylings of a theme-park than a 19th century palace.
Still, you see some great gargoyles:
I have to admit that if there wasn't the scaffolding, the Palace would be impressive.
They have many styles like Neo-Islamic architecture:
I guess this is Neo-Gothic:
It's got a nice statue of a Pan-type god:
You can see the building gets a little cluttered.
In the above photo, you can see some dick that was upset with his kid and threatened to throw him off (bottom left- click to zoom).
I'm not really sure what's going on with this statue of Olgimir and his World Tree, but I want one.The next section outside is the arches room, which has a great view of the pastoral Portuguese coast and the Atlantic ocean:
The Islamic arches frame the beautiful low lying lands of the Portuguese coast:
It's super windy though, and it was Christmastime, so the wife and I were freezing.
Here you can see some of the beautiful gardens below:
You can run into the warmer parts of the castle, and see some of the beautiful Royal posessions:
Here's a Manueline-era cloister that remained from the convent:Inside you can see where the royal balls were soaked:
And yes, it's Portugal, so even the toilets are tiled:
Here's a beautiful shell ceiling of a small chapel:
The Chapel that remained after the earthquake:
Here is a depiction of the royal family, who suffered short-stature and general hairiness due to low genetic diversity. They were great at card games however.Here are the Royal family trimming the hair of their Catsburg-Saxon cousins heads prior to a wedding festival:
Here is a Buddha, who according to my wife, has great kidneys (due to kidney function-earlobe correlation).
Here are some more from the "Chinese room:"
Here is the sigil of house Targaryen, also related to the Portuguese royal family:
Finally you see an awesome kitchen that my wife and I are super jealous of:
You kind of have to visit the Pena palace when you're in the area, but it's not as beautiful as the pictures make it seem-- maybe it's better from far away, like at the Moor's castle ruins, which look cool.
Well thank you all for reading my Lisbon posts, which I have finished up! Next week I am going to start posts from Portos, a truly beautiful city north of Lisbon, also home to the delicious Port!
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